Q. When will we be able to read this novel you keep talking about?

A. Once I finish it and get published. First I'll have to find a publisher that wants my work. So, if you want to read it sooner you should start by finding me a publisher.

Q. I'm an agent who thinks your are brilliant and would like to read your manuscript/find you a publisher.

A. While that's not technically a question I'd love to talk to you. Please see my Contact page for how to drop me a line.

Q. Do you write everything on this site?

A. Absolutely! I'm great, huh?

Q. Doesn't that mean that you wrote all these FAQ questions and that you are, in fact, talking to yourself?

A. No comment. Next question please.

Q. Did you just dodge your own question?

A. This interview is over. I have nothing more to say to you lot. Come along Robert, I won't let the nasty people pester you any more. We'll set you down in front of the computer and let you write some more. That always makes you feel better.